Seek Asylum™ from Wall $treet Waste

Zero Waste Investing™ is worth way more than a thousand bucks a month

That's only fifty bucks a day - It's what you pay a lawn guy to cut grass

We impose the lowest possible fees and limit them to a fixed cap so you get rich, not us

Twelve grand a year is the ceiling

AND

The 1% is charged against the lesser of deposits or account value if it applies

We revile AUM% fees but understand people with meager AUM cannot afford to pay our flat rate

SO

We charge aspiring investors an AUM% fee to more or less provide a pro bono service