Seek Asylum™ from Wall $treet Waste

Zero Waste Investing™ is worth way more than a thousand bucks a month

That's only fifty bucks a day - It's what you pay a lawn guy to cut grass

We impose the lowest possible fees so you get rich, not us

Twelve grand a year is the ceiling

The 1% is charged against the lesser of deposits or account value

We revile AUM% fees but understand people with lower AUM benefit from them

SO

We charge them as fairly as possible where they apply